That caption is terrible, but it's better than "Scoot on the wild side"

That's some cassette futurism right there

That's a wide stance my guy

Still my favorite scooter design of all time

Scoot, sc-scoot, sc-scoot

So badass that he has to stand next to it instead of sitting on it. Lol

I love how they tried so hard to make this giant Dust Buster look cool.

Always wear a helmet and eye protection, Lou, you big rebel you.

Pre-emptive satire of Akira.

... no, hang on, the manga started in 1982.