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[–] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The hornyposting continues until morale improves

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Who put my hand down my pants?

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  • that's not how it's supposed to go. It's preferable for me to be in a cuddle puddle and wait for someone i don't know to reach into/under my skirt and rub me hornily then I grab their hand and ask, "whose hand is this?" then kiss them on the lips then learn their name and phone number and go on a date afterwards

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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    [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    As your doctor: take 2 and call me in the morning

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    OMGGG
    I love this, tysm! 🩷

    NSFW, TMISo...am I just known around here for my enthusiasm for giving bjs? :P
    Not that I mind at all 🤭

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I certainly know your enthusiasm. You're a blessing to the world.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    You're way too kind 😭
    Even tho you're right about my enthusiasm (lol)...thanks, honestly 🩷

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)