My first thought too. Would've worked better if it was named "babes"

The couch is like the one safe place we currently have.

I thought that too. Then I realised I was on the mums side of life and not the kids.

Because it makes people think about their mother having sex with a stranger, and that thought is somehow worse than imagining her with your father. It's just one of those stupid things the human brain gets hung up on even if it's natural and not weird if in different contexts. Isn't the human brain fun?

Cause she isn't having sex with her son.

The cigar wouldn't work for me I think