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[–] 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

It's the sound of a broken ankle and falling face-first onto the floor.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Especially because the front of the "shoe" doesn't have the weight on the balls of the feet or the toes. It looks like your toes would be dangling just above where the front of the shoe meets the floor, with all the weight on your heel.

    These are ridiculously badly designed high heels on top of them being a silly joke. Just look at the angles and how a persons feet would sit in them. Super uncomfortable, not reasonably walkable.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago

    That's got to be playing on hard mode.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    Underwater defense stiletto.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    I was in a band of that name. We mostly played Bikini Kill covers and Polish language doom metal.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Fr or shitpost?

    Great comment either way

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    I feel like the sound of the toe hitting the ground would be spelled "pap."

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    But if you wear them to a party and some jerk pushes you into the pool, you're golden

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    "hightide heel" they nailed the title

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago
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    I wanna see the outtakes from Honey Don't with these things instead

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXpg-G_Prw

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    I already heard it, I used to work in an office with a woman PM that had a taste for expensive shoes.

    My favourite were the backwards high heels, where there was no heel, but a part jutting backwards from the balls of her feet.

    You'd know she was snooping around the dev bullpen because you'd hear the CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    A look that says, hey aquatic friends, it’s just underwater chic.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Pretty sure FKA Twigs was wearing these

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