Could you milk the mustard?

Edit: 2 new developments!

the mayudder

Sir, please stop deepthroating the ketchup, it's unhygienic.

Grllgrgl.

Condiments... Huhuhuhuhuh

Honestly, as long as it all descends into that condom thing on its own, it's genius. You can clearly see when it's time to change the bottle, and it's the easiest to use, as well (until you have to change the bottle, which might or might not be an annoying, frustrating, fiddly condiment/condoment/condomend bukkake).

Mmm I sure do love Mustard SENF

Heinz getting it done.