Ha! Losers, I get done with work at 4. Only 35 years left for me

And with each new administration, they add another year to the retirement age.

Lucky fellow has an end date. Must be nice.

Just an average person in their 50s in the US...

I initially thought this was a comic about time dilation till happy hour. Nope, it's about the futility of surviving until retirement.

I guess death is an option.