▲ 136 ▼ How does Santa Claus keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 2 weeks ago by thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 4 comments fedilink hide all child comments He keeps a log.
[–] Quicky@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago That’s a genuinely original Christmas joke for me. Excellent work. permalink fedilink source
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) from each one? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] daychilde@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) His sack (argh, there's too much innuendo already, this isn't helping) is large enough to hold toys for all the houses, so surely leaving presents makes room for the logs. lo permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago fair trade permalink fedilink source parent
[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) His sack (argh, there's too much innuendo already, this isn't helping) is large enough to hold toys for all the houses, so surely leaving presents makes room for the logs. lo permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago fair trade permalink fedilink source parent
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