How many boyfriends do you have?

Do you break out into song with a perfectly choreographed cooking-adjacent dance number to go with it as well?

I'd love to cook for my girlfriend. Too bad she isn't real :(

I have no idea what you look like actually. My only information is that you are very open sexually and that's pretty cool. Or you lie a lot on the internet, less cool, but at least you post fun meme 😅

lol I feel like you’re (perhaps accidentally) building a latent foundation for a globally-distributed kitchen table polycule, and I think that’s both hilarious and fantastic 😆

Not a shit post

I really like cooking, but twice a day is more then enough for me :D

3 meals a day sounds like a lot of domestic load, especially if you're also working. Make sure you're taking care of yourself.

Is this the return of Violet?

You're back Violet!?

much easier to cook a huge meal once and eat it throughout the day.

I love your goofy posts. I need you to come visit me, but only because it's always me cooking for my partner and I need a break and good food. Can you make a vegetarian Shepherd's Pie with soy?

I would like to see proof of this bimbo glam you speak of. All I see is a monster energy drink laden desk, empty gatorade bottles and condoms strewn across the floor, an older man and his son passed out on the bed and you typing away at your keyboard.....

How did they eat before you entered their lives?

I refuse to cook for any man because I'm pretty sure he's made it this far in life somehow without starving, just like I have, й нечево прйготoвйть мне еду.