I was called into a meeting like this once to talk about why I got so fucking angry all the time.

Apparently ‘Stop giving me reasons to get angry’ was not an acceptable explanation.

That's when you get let go. But when HR joined and I said "fuck" it was too late to write me up for it. So I had that going for me!

I got sent home for the day because I responded to the wrong email. I clicked on the wrong email and wrote a response that didn't make any sense.

From home, I sent one last email to work saying I wouldn't be returning to work. That was the last thing I said them. That really pissed them off, they tried so hard to get me to come back in for an "exit interview", which is just what they use to cover their ass. They even withheld a bonus check. By law, they can't withhold your last paycheck owed, though.

This happened to me this morning. I got promoted to department head.

They must be fast tracking giving me a raise!

HR is there to sign off so there’s no waiting, nice!

You: “Wait… Why can’t I log into this meeting? “

Them: “Dont worry about it…”

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Just a reminder kids, HR is there to fuck you. They are not there to help you.

Never look to HR for help unless your problem can be used to blackmail the company into basic compliance.

They wanna hear the really good joke i made earlier!

Lost a couple of teammates this month to layoffs. Fucking bs.

And there's a plastic sheet covering the fancy rug

SUP BITCHES

Call people a "resource" is so on the nose. We're just another input on their spreadsheet. Something to use and exploit to generate profit for them.

I'm surprised more people don't point this out.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

"So about the fotos of you fucking the secretary...."

Better have that recording of your boss saying he finds 15-year-olds attractive ready. It will then be a short merting but a significant increase in your salary.

That's a weekly occurence :D

(Small company and my boss is also HR, and also we do meetings on the current tasks)

Or just your boss with a strongly worded lecture accompanied by table pounding.

Tell me this is slavery without telling me this is slavery.