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[–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Hope my happy pal..." does what?

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago*

    this is a pretty funny message that in a sane world could only be interpreted as such.
    *Looks out the window* Oh, right...

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
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    hey this is pezxes kid and my dad says moms tittys are all his now and I cant have them anymore and it’s ur fault, wanna fight?

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  • [–] -1 points 3 weeks ago* (4 children)

    My reply to that would be:

    Clearly you're unfit to be a parent but I guess an extremely late stage abortion would end the child's suffering and land you in prison, a relative win win.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Look, we are all nerds here, and nerd-to-nerd this is a terrible response that isn't going to land at all. Literally "your mom took it out on you as an infant" would land better than this

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    I mean I'd say that's too simplistic and also isn't a threat/challenge. That doesn't call their bluff, thus its passive, signals weakness.

    My approach is to try to out troll the troll, yours is more or less literally 'your mom', which, why would you even bother writing anything?; this will just insult the troll in terms of it being a low effort attempt at a clapback, they'll certainly continue escalating.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    I wrote a whole thing, but this clearly was a playful punch in the arm. If you just punch them back, you can have a laugh. Responding with "lol" would defuse more than trying to be intellectual in your comeback

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  • [+] -8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)