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[–] 104 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

That's a dangerous setup, my friend. If the mosquito arrives from the other side, it's going to get buffed up rock climbing and logging before getting fighty from drinking and then loading up on electrolytes.

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  • [–] 50 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

    False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth's surface.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    FALSE !!! A BLACK HOLE COUD AKCHELLERATE A MOSQWITO TO DEATH !!!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    I'm going to pretend that i was doing a really good impersonation of the type of people who write in all caps so I didn't read your whole reply... Yeah... That's why...

    O_o

    BTW ACKUALLLI YOU COULD PUT A BLAKOLE ON EARTH !¡!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago

    It’s funny until a mosquito survives and sues you for injuries.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    I need to see your elephant scaled version. Preferable with an elephant interacting with it. Otherwise you only get partial credit.

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