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[–] 42 points 3 weeks ago

No one knows how big a pumpkin can get.

It takes a greenhouse full of vines feeding one pumpkin to grow this big.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    I wonder what becomes of it afterwards.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Pumpkin fuckers have their way with it.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    And then after it has been thus seasoned, it's time to eat.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    If memory serves they either go home with the entrant, or get donated to be used as animal feed. They arent very good pumpkins for, like, human pumpkin stuff. You could carve them I guess, but they aren’t good eating pumpkins.

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    I’ve been on the internet long enough to know not to rule out any ….uses… for anything.

    I did mean eating, carving, and using for crafts/decoration, though. For stuff like that, they aren’t much good. You can make some of them into very temporary boats, though. That’s also human stuff, but they aren’t very good boats, either :)

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago*

    One of the big pumpkin influencers (I know...) I follow on YouTube shows them turned into boats for a pumpkin boat race, and then drop them onto things with a crane. They are allowed to collect seeds first iirc. Then the scraps are fed to pigs.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The heaviest pumpkin weighed 1,431.5 kg (3,156 lb) and was grown by Ron Wallace (USA) as verified at the Southern New England Giant Pumpkin Weigh Off at Frerichs Farm in Warren, Rhode Island, USA, on 10 October 2026, by the Great Pumpkin Commonwealth.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    I’d like to see one of these that grows nice and round. I wonder if you could rig up some kind of growing frame / harness to prevent them from getting flattened by their own weight.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The Japanese do stuff like that with vegetables and fruit, like putting tomatoes in forms to make them square.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    You won't be able to weigh one with the harness and its sudden removal could lead to a real tragedy.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Yeah I mean really design a mechanism specifically for this. Like slowly lower it as it grows, so that it supports it own weight but without deforming. Maybe lowered into some crater-like hole dug into the ground.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Designing a harness is not that hard but it simply cannot sustain its own weight while forming a perfect shape. Thats like trying to make a water balloon retain a perfect shape. If it was possible, someone would have already done it, trust me.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Gourd is just short for “Good Lord!”

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    They should carve it out so someone can live in it.

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  • Wow and that looks like it's only half of it!

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Still lighter than your mother.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    What determines how much stem they can leave on?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Shout out to the Let's Learn Everything podcast for covering this recently

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Damn you global warming!

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