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[–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

What has it got in its pocketses, precious?

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  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    My phone and my pocket knife. "No" to both.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Found my missing pocket knife in a ferret hoard we found under the couch once

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago

    Go on in there and get you some!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    My hand was in my pocket, so while you can't take that, I can offer a few head scratches

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣 love it. This is so ferret.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    in order: my fingers and yes, come get scritches.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Women's clothes rarely has pockets. I feel so left out.

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