Your purse is stupid!

There, I said it.

Iirc these things are “locked” by magnetic elements so just run a strong magnet around the gray part and listen for anything moving around. Might need multiple magnets at once

Seems like you could open the package and just use it from within the net

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box....

Kinky

If we’re being very lazy with few tools, a pair of pliers will do it. Pinch the wire close to one of the joints and bent it back and forth a bunch of times. The wire cable will eventually snap. Do it for a few of them and it’ll open a big enough hole.

Or, uh, return it to the store where you found it or alert the local police so the local corporate retail site gets their, uh, property back. Yeah.

There’s also a joke about sexy fishnet stockings but I’m having trouble completing the joke.

Pretty sure a regular pair of scissors would take care of those awful bracelets. Hth

Is it smart to post all the bar codes and numbers online if this item has been stolen?

Bolt cutters

Disassemble it, take the parts out and reassemble it. Be sure to blow bits of dust and hair off the platter before reassembly.

Get some heavy duty wire cutters, that would be the easiest method, but if you don't have any you can just take a hammer to that plastic bit and obliterate it. Heck, even a hefty stone would work.

Ah yes, diagonal cutters are much cheaper than an external hard drive

Grinder or snips on the cables or just crush the top plastic part with either a hammer or your vehicle tires.

The wire is steel but the crimps are aluminium. You can heat the crimps with a cigarette lighter til they soften enough to pull the wire apart. A lighter flame is about 1200 degrees at the tip, aluminium melts at ~650 depending on the alloy

Keep it as decoration, you can use it without taking it out... you got yourself an extra faraday cage layer

Get a job

Have you tried paying for it?