We (🇨🇦)found that standing a little forward meant you could maintain attention longer without falling backward or your legs falling asleep.

But we cheated: we'd rock back and forth to relieve pressure on heel and forefoot in turn.

These are the people who write love letters to serial killers

2 girls one diaper

Those are Marines, not Secret Service.

They are there because the presidents helicopter is a Marine Corps aircraft, and appropriately called 'Marine 1'.

looks like you could cut the air with a knife in there. it's like the mustard gas room in basic training

Can you imagine the stench in there when they close the doors.

I really thought for a second that this is Baron Harkonnen

They're not Secret Service.

Come to think of it, how do we know no2 didn't oust no3? I'm not sure she can stand sharing, given the contents of those creepy letters.

Only one looks like the Crypt Keeper.

Seeing him sit there like that makes me wonder how many times he sat down to take a dump with his pants still on.