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[–] 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    please, help this pauper, does anyone have some pixels to spare?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    One Banginator 3000 please.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    I'm so sorry, we don't actually have any Banginators in stock. Is a Fuckatron Pro ok?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Before or after the bios update?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Custom BIOS flashed on these units, which is a mixed bag as you get the features from the Extreme model, but also the warranty is void

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Ooh. Kinky! And I like it, but I make it a rule to only practice safe sex. No warranty is a deal breaker for me. Sorry.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Your loss. If you don't void the warranty you aren't using a product to its full potential. Besides, I trust the Fuckatron Pro firmware written by some unemployed kinkster in their basement infinitely more than I trust the firmware written by Fuckatron when it comes to not fucking me in ways that aren't fun (subscriptions that make it stop working if you don't pay, buggy user interface, cloud-based voice recognition for safeword detection which is laggy, error-prone, and privacy invasive... the chip they put in there has an onboard NPU! They could've just used that! And the third party firmware does!)

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Not even me

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Seeing as the comic has a blue border then a left border then a white border: is this a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    ... even the non-EX mettaton?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Sooo what’s the roboticist’s deal? colonthreeface

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