omg u didn't censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

Why would anyone censor asshole and not pineapple?

What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it's censored so effectively.

People do know that you poop with your asshole?

But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you're eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.

Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!

Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*

The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it's just canned and thrown on top it ain't the same.

You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.

pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

And just like the pineapple tries to eat you back, so does the starfish.