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[–] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Cease to exist without dying

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Is the center close to absolute zero while the exterior is around the surface temp of the sun as per hot pocket regulations?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Is that the kind I stare into, or scream at?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    I read hot pokies and it all ended in tears

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    ooh, thats my favorite flavor

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    At first I read that as “100% existential bread” which I think works too.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    It's the perfect breakfast for people with bangs!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    100% existential bread

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Burning hot on the outside, icy on the inside

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Existential dread is an emotion. That's an emotion-full void.

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