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submitted 4 weeks ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (17 children)

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 4 weeks ago (15 children)

Let's be clear: he raped kids.

Trump RAPED kids.

RAPED.

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[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 24 points 4 weeks ago (13 children)

I mean... Raping is fucking without consent. Kids cannot consent. I don't see any ambiguity here.

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

I'm more annoyed at the language filtering. Be direct. Be clear. Who are helping by writing "f#%ked"?

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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 weeks ago* (3 children)

Think of the children that are forced to pump gas for their parents because they don't want to put out their cigarette.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

IDK maybe making your kid pump gas for you, isn't a viable way to make your kid stop smoking.

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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

It worked for me after the fire

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[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago

I thought I was the only one.

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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Could just be that the sticker manufacturer doesn't let you use swear words

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Sticker manufacturers exist that allow you to talk about pedophilia on your products but think swearing is a bridge too far?

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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

Unironically, yes.

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

That's so stupid. I don't know why I still look for logical consistency.

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[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 weeks ago

Probably LLM-moderated

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like Christians.

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[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 2 points 4 weeks ago

I know, WTF, but it would be far from the first time.

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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

They are for some reason trying to equate the soft headlines like "had sex with a minor" to "he fucked kids"

Didn't make any sense to me either.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Updated

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

I like this one, I'd crowd fund it

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[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 28 points 4 weeks ago

Whats up with the pear button?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

What does the pear lapel pin refer to? I haven't seen that before

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[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

That he bruises easily? Only thing I can think of.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I came to ask the same thing.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

His big ol ass?

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[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club [S] 5 points 4 weeks ago

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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

That's just a full diaper

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[–] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

So I was guessing it's kinda like a pineapple and was able to find some sources but IDK how popular it is cause it really just seems like one company wants to sell "single" rings and got a couple social media posts going, probably something else.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

And for anyone who doesn't know, pineapples are associated with swingers

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Everything is fucking associated with swingers lol!

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[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Are people who don't like pineapple on pizza swingerphobic? I didn't know...

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

I know that's why I dislike it. Swingers do nonmonogamy differently from me and thus they must be my primary enemy, even above the people who oppose all nonmonogamy

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[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 1 point 4 weeks ago

After I started thinking of all -phobic terms as "running away in fear, screaming", much like my very reasonable and involuntary reaction to wasps, the term can at least trigger amusing thoughts.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 35 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

IS THAT REAL?! I NEED SOME!

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[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 14 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

Where internet? Where can I get mine???

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[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 5 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

For true irony, you could order from Sticker Mule. The owner is a hardcore Trumper and currently running for office in New York.

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[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 5 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

And give the nutjob my money and my address? Hard pass.

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[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

I got a bunch on etsy of a very similar design months ago and put them all over gas pumps in my area. Cost about $30 and the quality was excellent.

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[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Care to share the store

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[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 weeks ago

NeyaStickerShop2

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[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Lemme check my email

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[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

Bro

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[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 weeks ago*

NeyaStickerShop2

So impatient

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[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like I know this isn't real because if it was, he would've used the FBI to track down who actually did make it, and sue/arrest them. Because that's a normal thing the President does now.

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[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

It was actually Putin who did it, so he's stuck.

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[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club [S] 2 points 4 weeks ago

tbd

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

There’s no way he posted that.

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

In the past I would say no way but now I have to give it a serious 2% he did.

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[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Honestly, i'd rise it to 50%

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

Nah, he'd never repost an image mocking him.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yep I agree...would never happen in a million years. He loves himself too much.

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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

The post probably isn't real but I hope the stickers are

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago

He didn't, but you hesitated for a moment there, that's just crazy to me.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

It's not petty enough for Trump.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 point 4 weeks ago

Why not? Blonde hair, boobs and a big ol ass.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

It was Elon Musk, I am 100% sure.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago*

The meme's too clever, can we ever be so sure?

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

People should keep making it look like he took the bait and is angry about it. If everyone did this sort of thing to annoy him (or make him seem so) some more cracks might appear. More brain damage.

[–] KingVaelinEats@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

I open Lemmy and Reddit everyday. Everyday im waiting for information about death of these old nasty mofokkers.

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[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 11 points 4 weeks ago

Such a fragile little ego lol

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago

Needs to be “r*ped” to really sell the visceral ramifications of his “entertainment.”

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

What does the pear lapel pin symbolize?

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[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 weeks ago

It doesnt. Trump wears a stupid little pin of himself that people didnt know what it was for a while. Looks like an orange on top of a blue stick. My guess is that someones used AI to make this image and AI took liberties.

Someone will correct me if I am wrong I am sure.

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[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago

I love how this became a new meme format 😂