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A bouncer never needed my data and a 3d scan of my butthole. (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 weeks ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

Senior discount card.

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[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 weeks ago

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Well yeah cm0002, nobody is interested in a bot's butthole.

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[–] cm0002@infosec.pub [S] 7 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Lmao who's a bot lolol

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Probably should turn the intensity down on the scanner, it's making you butthurt.

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[–] cm0002@infosec.pub [S] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I tried but the Toilet Security Agency said it was required for security reasons

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

Just be grateful they didn't get you with one of the sniffer dogs...

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[–] cm0002@infosec.pub [S] 1 point 4 weeks ago

...that's not standard protocol?

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 point 4 weeks ago

Clearly a fake. It's not even peeling, so it can't be more than a few months old.