I just like regular ass candy. Halloween is really the only holiday that doesn't depress me.

Every fucking article about the economy:

“Yeah yeah, hellscape, unaffordable, one clerical error away from homelessness, yada yada… Anyway, what did that do to your spending habits? Mm-hmm, okay, I’ll write that down. And what if you had to choose between medicine and rent? Ah, okay, good to know. Alright, I’ll update the casino on the odds of your survival. Good luck in there, we’re all very excited to see what finally gets you!”