Doctor says I need to watch my weight, but if you want to watch it, it'll save me the trouble.

The Princess Bride on VHS

The grass grow. Paint dry.

Watch people outside pass by

winnie the pooh: blood and honey

Your step.
Da boss has his eye on ya, an' doesn't wanna see no more screw-ups like last time.

A toaster.

Peaky Blinders, The Queen’s Gambit, 3 Body Problem, Better Call Saul, Ozarks, The Devil Judge, The Amazing Digital Circus, Fallout, Dark Matter, Locke and Key, The Umbrella Academy, Invasion, Lucky, Sugar, Slow Horses, Last Seen, Cape Fear, Silo, Greyhound, Pluribus, See, Black Mirror, The Man in the High Castle, Pachinko, all the Dexter series’, Cells at Work!, Widow’s Bay, Your Friends and Neighbors, The Last Thing He Told Me, Hijack

Hopefully there’s something there you can work with

Deez nuts

I assume you have watched The Expanse?

Paint dry

grass grow

Popdarts on ESPN 8 "The Ocho"

My favorite show of all time is Psych, astute lemmings will notice that my username is in reference to that show