You'll have to go back to carburetors, points, and the 1970's for that. Cars have had computers since the wide adoption of electronic fuel injection by manufacturers.

I'll settle for one without networking

You'd be in the shop getting it tuned twice a year.

You want a car that's about 7% computer - but that doesn't require wifi, or a tablet interface, or camera on the inside.

At least a car that don’t tattletale everything to it’s maker

Do you consider a calculator that can add, subtract, multiply, and divide, a computer?

I just want one where I don't have to deal with spyware and a whole operating system. Let the computer elements make the car go, not be something I have to interact with.

Dials and buttons. No touch screens.

I can sense the technology connections grip on this community from these comments

cars were better back before Intel got involved