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    [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    That was me after trying one of those green 'diet' apples.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    You mean Granny smith apples...? 😅

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Dunno. It was a gift. I didn't ask.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Why is tongue coming out of nose?

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    TIL: Don't lick things you find in the road.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Me when I drink orange juice too soon after brushing my teeth.

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