i haven't looked at the post yet, because i live on the same street as some former children, so i want to keep everyone safe. please tell me there are no exposed fingers in the image attached to the post? i'm running out of bleach with which to rinse my eyes

Taking the car too. You were larcenied for it. It's yours 100%.

If that was a real tube it would take ages to siphon

Why’s his hand all blocky?

Towing and recovery insurance will bring you gas for an empty car. If you do the math at current gas prices having them give you 1 gallon of grass twice a month it's more than your monies worth.

Siphoning with a 3/8” ID tube. Damn son, save some for everyone else.