My house has an engine that burns fuel, so it can’t be that, either. That’s mostly for heat and to drain my wallet.

It must be the configuration of the seats. In my house, they mostly face each other, whereas in my car, they’re all facing the same direction. I think this is why the house doesn’t move – it doesn’t have that clear hint of what direction it should go.

Not necessarily. The windows could be a requirement for the car moving, but not sufficient on their own. Maybe the car moves because it has both windows and an engine, but it wouldn't move if either the engine was removed or all the windows were.

I hate to have to point this out every time this meme gets posted, but the conclusion is absolutely correct.

Ah yes, a modern observational philosopher. Akin to an ancient Greek watching a wind chime sway in the breeze and think - sheeit air must be solid bruh ain't nuthin empty mak it move

Windows is never the answer

house move all the time. but it's definitely not window related.

Earthquakes, tornadoes, mobile homes....

And in certain places they move the house when it become haunted.

https://matadornetwork.com/read/chile-island-chiloe-move-house/

Car has windows that go up down by button. House has windows that go up down by human.

Maybe houses just don’t have a reason to move.

People: Greek philosophy is the basis of all civilization

Greek philosophers:

What if the windows are just a part of what makes the car go. I've seen houses without windows, but a car without windows is inconceivable.

Houses can't move but you can move houses

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for fooooood

I dunno guys. Maybe it's just not enough windows. Your not supposed to throw stones from cars, you're allowed to throw stones from houses, EXCEPT if it is a glass house. Maybe that's because glass houses have enough windows that they are moving like cars?

Have they never heard of a mobile home?

Houseboats have windows and can move.. Curious.

the fuck is this guy talking about

Sounds like something from Rogan's ass-mouth