Cc = Total brain cells in the cat

Noc = Number of orange cats in the world

Cnc = Number of brain cells in a normal cat

Cc = (Cnc + 1/Noc)/2

We... are orange.

Mister Fluffy Pants

1.5

One and a half, maybe

Oh god, imagine the horror. To witness your orange paws behaving orangely, yet being unable to prevent them from following through.