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Posted by somebody who's never been to Chicago.

If I wanted jokes like this I'd talk to my right-wing ass coworkers who are too scared to go to any town with more than 5000 people because they claim "that's where all 'them' people live and commit gang crimes"

I'd be in much more danger in Dogshit Junction, Texas.

Someone told ICE that there could be an illegal immigrant on the bus

*to Gaza

This is the artistic vision of the gta3 school bus that you see in wrecking yards, that got reduced to just a rusty version instead (and no drivable version) because it was acceptable at the time to shoot people's limbs off and have blood shoot out as they collapsed and died, or to fuck a hooker for extra health and then run her over to retrieve the money you just paid, but violence with children? Slow down there buddy, let's ease into this kinda stuff with some hot coffee first.