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[–] 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)
  • [–] [S] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Died doing what he loved the most: choking on gallons of his own cum.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    A literal gallon. I don't even know where he got it, he never leaves the lookout.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "When I said I wanted an affordable PCP, I meant a primary care physician, not a gallon of drugs."

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Is it wrong that I kinda hope there is another pandemic?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Oh it would rip SO HARD through all the right wing antivaxx psychos. This time with a bit more lethality please and ideally with an easily made and distributed vaccine that also is applicable to immunosuppressed people!

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