Better have kneepads cleverly sewn in to this thing so your knees aren't ruined three houses into trick or treating

'mommy, why... What are those three ladies supposed to be?...'

NSFW, I guess, because I wouldn't want to this if it came up while I was sharing my screen...

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[–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Yet we get the one pic and no link to see the rest.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'd volunteer to be buried in her ass.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    My dumb ass came to the comments to see more pics, lol.

    I love people's innovative costumes, this is instantly recognizable, hilarious, and much better than an off-the-shelf "sexy hand sanitizer" or whatever.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    ...and that was the last time I was invited to the church Halloween party...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Vanilla paste!!! Vanilla paste!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Looks like she's already wearing some, though I reckon the costume could do with some tape/glue to position the blow up dolls limbs better.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    "Hey do you want another drink?"

    me looking up from my hands and knees while covered in dog shit from the front yard

    "I'm all good thanks"

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