1. I definitely work from home in a lair
2. it’s too hot and humid here to wear robes. I prefer easy, breezy casual wear.
3. grep hardly qualifies as “dark magic”

I mean, I feel very called out right now.

Instead of .local my internal network domain is .evil.lair with a landing page saying "fuck off" and nothing else at https://evil.lair/

The description for my local domain is "Volcano Lair on Spider Skull Island."

STOP USING LINUX

• PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
• YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER
• Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WINDOWS REGISTRY"
• "Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them

(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):

• mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe ?????
• mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0) ???????
• :(){ :|:;};: ?????????????????

"Hello I would like $(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|') apples please"

They have played us for absolute fools

Has put their soul into a nondescript device ✅