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[–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

STOP USING LINUX

  • PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
  • YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER
  • Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WINDOWS REGISTRY"
  • "Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them

(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):

  • mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe ?????
  • mapfile -d '' -t fs < <(find . -print0) ???????
  • :(){ :|:;};: ?????????????????

"Hello I would like $(perl -e 'print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|') apples please"

They have played us for absolute fools

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