Still, as is often the case with lust, the feeling petered out naturally. Likes stopped pouring in for Buck. The eruption of passion may have fizzled completely if it wasn’t for the events of September 16, when Kiwibank started sending out floods of legal notices aimed at scrubbing any images of Buck that were connected to a sexual thought, feeling or sentiment from the internet.

It's 2026, how do some people still not understand the Streisand Effect?

DMCA this, buddies.

we are never beating the sheep shagger allegations

Cmon Kiwibank, let people like the hot sheep!

I didn't realise we had so many Australians settling here.

Bugger.

If they didn't want people to lust after their mascot, they shouldn't have given her "fuck me" eyes and a sultry smile. How could they not know?