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[–] 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I baptized Russia and it's now gay.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    That’ll only work until the Mormons retroactively baptise it to have been LDS all along.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
    Moon sex
    Sex with the moon
    So it's double stamped no takebacks.

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