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Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’ (tvpworld.com)

submitted 1 month ago by EatingOnions@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
Moon sex
Sex with the moon
So it's double stamped no takebacks.

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