Soylent Green Canada Dry is people!

(Don’t worry, gingers have no soul. And I know.)

millennial-core

It isn't cannibalism unless you eat the can too.

I need some ginger in my life, so I guess I’ll have to get some Canada Dry

Although I love wordplay, there's something about humour that doesn't rely on text (or I mean in this case, like, added text or dialogue) that takes it up to the next level. :)