Gollum.
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It's a good thing he didn't use Samwise, or it might actually accomplish its mission!! (And still be able to come back again 😀)
So the Nazgul Kings get no recognition? Damn...
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Peter I'm not the antichrist.....but I know him well Thiel

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The One Ring app will alert all authorities to your location and authorize the use of force. There will be no hiding.
The only way to get away is to cast it into the fires of Mordor. But, it comes with an AI assistant that makes funny pictures so... y'know, nobody does that fire thing.
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