My old roommate loved metal but he was also hella goofy. There was some metal song and the line was “the pieces lost” but he made up his version about pizza of course “the pizza sauce”. I always think about it when I see the pizza sauce at my work.

I've always wondered how to cut a pizza for 11. I'm gonna cut my pizza like that from now on....perfect.

Do you want a slice with no crust, or half crust?

5 layer pizza? What's that?