If you believe the hype being whipped up by the local media, a Dockers victory on Saturday would make the America’s Cup soirees look like the Boston Tea Party.

I don't understand this awction at all. Boston Tea Party was a massive rejection of "taxation without representation", I feel like the author Brendan Foster didn't hit the mark with this one.

Can we have a public holiday if they win

Even the Freo sex shop was getting into the spirit!