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[–] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Me and my femboy bro spitroasting the holy spirit

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You can Eiffel Tower the Holy Spirit and not go to hell as long as it’s consensual.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago*

    When in doubt, stay at least one Bible length away.

    When not in doubt, grind that pelvis until your underwear catches fire.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Anything but a metric system.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Jokes on you, I have a microbible!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Good thing I'm bigger than the Holy Spirit.

    Go sit in your chair, Jesus.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    So if you dont doubt it y'all can bump uglies

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Why does the girl have a Klingon forehead growing out of the crown of her head?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    And if at some point in the night you unexpectedly find yourself filled with the Holy Spirit, there is emergency medication you can get.

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