And then provoke them even more by casually answering a text message.
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I thought all notifications have the same sound?
Did you set your notification sound to the Grindr sound?
What is the Grindr sound? A pepper mill cracking, a weed grinder clacking, a heavy cocked duck quacking?
Does the heavy cock have to belong to the duck?
I don't know lol, never heard it. Gotta be on YouTube to hear though...
I definitely thought that last one was gonna go a different way than it did.
There are definitely some apps with different sounds on my android. For instance, the Outlook app plays the same sound on android that it does on Windows.
Wouldn't know. I don't get notification sounds at all. Haven't for years.
That being said I thought you could set them differently by app.
Viber sets a different default notification sound. It's stupid. And for gays (maybe other lgbtiq+ ?) who maybe don't want to be murdered by nazis, it's an even stupider idea.
You can definitely go in and purposefully change the notification sound for each app and even each contact (literally no one does this though). I didn't know apps themselves could have custom notifications out of the box though. That seems like a really annoying feature.
Back when I used Facebook messenger had their own, but that was a long time ago IDK if they still do.
Fun fact that no one asked for, first time I saw this joke I put it as my default notification sound and it's been so normalized in my mind I kinda forget it's from grindr
Apparently this person’s family hasn’t evolved the ability to tell where a sound is coming from.
Or their family gathering is very, very small.

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