i thought it may have been the bongo dolphin for a bit

I have to unfortunately admit that I'm interested in both, which is why I keep coming back to social media platforms like this one.

> "don't give a single heck about stranger's opinion"
> asks for stranger's opinion on garlic bread

hmmmm

Not a shit post. This is just factual information.

I do know one or two things about fucking garlic bread.

Let me tell you this: Wait for it to cool down before you fuck it.

Bread. Sourdough, baguette, ciabatta. A good start. Toasted. Even better.

Garlic. Mint's boisterous umami cousin. Always welcome. Always a delight.

Butter. Lavish. Rich. Deep. Saturated. One with the crust, one with the fill. Every crumb blessed.

Salt? In moderation. He will own the day. If you let him. This is not about him. He must be told.

Mozzarella. The partymaker. The rule breaker. A plus one? Asiago. With wisdom, you nod.

A cacophonic harmony, an angelic orgy, an instant of eternity, a grating, nagging, raging itch in your soul that what could be is being squandered and what should be is being suppressed and what must be is being denied. You scream, gutteral, primeval, enraged at the injustice, and then you see. In the doorway. Silhouetted. Cocky. Confident. Italian spices. One of your hands rests on his shoulder long enough to push him aside. You have no time for his charlatanism, he can only add to what is already an abundance. Instead, you will know the sultriness of refinement, the ecstacy of admonishment. You extend a hand, and a figure, once hunched meekly and in shadow, rises to glowing majesty and takes it. A tear rolls down your cheek, unnoticed.

Parsley.

Fuck yeah garlic bread.

So long, and thanks for all the garlic bread?

you know it's not often, but i agree with the titty wizard on this one

I don't give a heck about a strangers opinion of garlic bread on the internet.

Its delicious regardless

Now you want our opinion on garlic bread?

I have eaten garlic bread and dont like it. Normal bread is much better

It also feels relevant to say im ace

Bread makes you fat

Reflux. You've forgotten about fucking reflux you dumb bitch

That's, like, your opinion, man.

related https://youtu.be/J1DAmmROUX8

on the shitpost meter, you score 75%

I like it crispy

Have you had Costco garlic bread? I think they use la signey butter. We have to get there super early otherwise game over.