You don't mess with the unions in the Nordics. They have each other's back and will fuck you over hard. When Tesla tried it they even stopped getting mail because the postman union was in solidarity.

In Norway a guy uniniozed a McDonalds in Stavanger, he got called in to the main office and accused of a whole bunch of nonsense so they could fire him, but he could document or refute all of it. Meanwhile the big shot from the union just sat there while he defended himself. Finally, the meeting over, the union guy got up and said: if you fire him, we will sue you until there's not a fucking cheeseburger left in all of Norway. And the McDonald's lawyers went pale, and that was the end of that.

If their chef’s union joins, they’re borked

So you're telling me there's a chance!

Activision-Blizzard-King can try it. Tesla tried to screw over Swedes wanting a collective bargaining agreement a while back, and they ended up not getting their mail, electricity, or shipments of new cars due to solidarity strikes.

Few things make me, as an American, happier than seeing American companies trying to push the American way of life on other places and getting a fist back in the face for it. If we're going to export American things, it should be stuff like absolutely ridiculous snack foods and wacky, wavy, inflatables that you post up outside used car lots, not the shitty culture and work practices that make everybody miserable.