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[–] 38 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I would choo-choo that for a dollar!

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago

    That's Murphy the Tank Engine

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    "Thomas was just following orders..."

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Robotrain.

    Half man.

    Half train.

    All cop.

    Edit: This train always arrives right on crime!

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  • This isn't a shitpost, it's valid satire.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    This SUX 2000

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Entombed or on rails, you’re riding with me.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago
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    Desperate Loser Slop Spigot Five.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Enabling this also makes your game 50% slower

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    So accurate 🤣

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    🎶 Don't ask me silly questions. I won't play silly games.🎶

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    That's not in the deepest, most troubling depths of the uncanny valley, so it's not DLSS5.

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