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[–] 21 points 1 month ago (14 children)

@hactar42 I always wanted to play Spore, but I never have.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

    It was actually a pretty fun game, and if I recall correctly, eventually free. You might actually be able to find it online somewhere.

    Although I’m not entirely sure if you wanna call it a game, per se… It was more like an evolution engine wherewith you got to experiment with different traits combinations, and eventually end up with an evolved creature of sorts. Interesting and amusing.

    It seemed like something one might find in a fifth grade biology class as a teaching tool. But fun!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    It was supposed to be an evolution engine. That’s how they developed it and how the tech demos and marketing pushed it.

    But then it ended up being simplified and gamified so much that it basically didn’t matter what you did, so the only fun part was making your creatures look like penises.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

    LMAO— ok, true…

    But I actually bought the game (yes, once upon a time people used money and exchanged it for software) and the original version was just the evolution engine. There was actually some controversy at the time that the game didn’t actually contain any “game“. Eventually, further updates turned it into the “penis creation engine“ you described.

    But who doesn’t love a lovely, well designed penis?

    It really was a shame that they never turned it into a “best designed penis competition” game. I believe I would’ve been very good at that.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    The game was hobbled in development. I remember reading the early development stories and stuff as it was being made and they wanted to make a serious evolution sim. EA basically forced them to make it a light hearted kiddie game and so it pretty much died on release.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I mean it was extremely popular, got a sequel, and remains one of the top pirated games to this day

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I was there, I bought it too. At release it was already dumbed down so much that it did not live up to the expectations from the tech demos.

    Thrive is very much a spiritual successor to those tech demos.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Make a copy of those Black and White discs. You can't get that game anywhere anymore.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Black and white is on my "please god make a VR port" list.

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    Its like a blend of Populus and Creatures.

    Youre a god and have to look after your villagers (or torture them into submission/worship) and keep them safe from a rival god, the more villagers you have the more belief (mana) you get, and you've got a giant creature as a pet that learns from you to help.

    I got annoyed with a quest and threw the quest-giver-villagers into the sea. My pet saw me do that and decided thats what we should do. He went back and forth from the village throwing every villager into the sea one by one and completely destroyed my run.

    10/10 experience.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Hell yeah.

    Spore has been reborn as a FOSS remake, Thrive

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I had no idea The Sims Medieval was a thing lol

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    It’s barely SIM game. In spirit maybe, but you’re not building homes you get a premade house and then do SIM adventure type stuff.

    I actually rather enjoyed the game as a casual relaxing kind of game.

    I don’t recommend it at top price, but if you can get it for less than $10 or $20 it’ll be worth the money.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    The Sims Medieval is a weird game. It's barely a Sims game in the sense that you create characters, can edit the character's homes a bit, and the characters have needs you need to take care of.

    But it's actually this weird RPG-like game where the characters play parts in stories and ongoing narrative. Basically you create characters for specific roles, and pick mini-stories to play through. Kind of hard to explain.

    Also it's running on The Sims 3 engine so it's full of jank from the get-go, and it's basically unsupported by EA, and - and! - delisted from Steam in favour of Origin/EA app.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    There is an opensource project called "openblack" to run Black & White. 😊

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    One mystical day will get a Black & White remake

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Still have my copy of a collectors edition of Spore. Gotta be one of my favorite game cases by far.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Man, I always loved the Harry Potter games on PC. Exploring the castle with early 2000s graphics and sound was such a vibe. Of course, this was before Rowling's whole... everything.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I mean, the racism and bigotry was always in the books, her money has just more open about her hate for specific groups.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It’s fucking blatant, too. White British people in the nineties/early two thousands might well have had a blind spot (not an excuse) and not realized that “Cho Chang” was as fucked up a name as it was, but I simply cannot believe that nobody noticed the only explicitly Irish character was constantly sneaking whisky and making explosions.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The 3 classic harry potter games in one CD? Daaaaamn, what a steal.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    I adored the Sims Medieval. And Spore. But medieval was fun with the adventures and making a little medieval town and such.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    4x sims. Thank the gods you were not caught in Russia.

    (If you don't know what I'm taking about google for "russia sims nazi")

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Dude FS2004 unlocks so many memories for me

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    FS2004 was great. More simulators need to take notes on the training materials they use in it, I can probably fly a real plane at this point.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I don’t think I ever got passed the training in black and white but I liked the game.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Your office? What do you do or what did the person that had your office before do?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That was me. I just have too much crammed in my cabinets that I never open because they are a massive mess. I have the week off work, so I thought I'd make my office a place I'd enjoy to be in. These games were mixed in with some DVDs, a couple of VHS tapes, and CDs of wedding photos.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I had Flight Simulator! Crashed so many planes. Happy days.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    Sims medieval is such a banger.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    One of these is not like the others.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    All I found was 15 year old documentation, broken hard drives, and bulldog clips when I did mine.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago

    I see no game

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