I visit a certain vacuum cleaner shop in Albuquerque with a suitcase full of cash.

If it still drives limp it to my mechanic, if it doesn't remove/scratch off the vin plates and etchings and set it on fire and report it stolen.

Spam the same comment over and over then abandon the account

Well I sleep with the fan on so that’s not unusual.

Double down

Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it

Chase it down the block, and hope it doesn't land in a stormdrain again.

Let it cool off before asking it to return the favor

Tell my spouse that's not what needs to be blown.

Cry

Mea culpa.

Because I'm not an asshole.

Burn it all, to the fucking ground.