The nurse asks the rabbit: "What blood type are you?"

"I'm probably a type O," the rabbit answers.

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[–] 40 points 2 months ago

I’m just awake enough to get the joke but still sleep deprived enough to find this hilarious

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    The joke I've heard that I think this one is based on is this:

    A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll ya have?" and the rabbit says, "I dunno. I'm probably a typo."

    Although I've seen the rabbit reply "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect" which I like better.

    But I think OP's version here is even better. It makes "type O" actually topical and make sense in the joke's framework/world.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    That's a good one

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    spoilerRabbit instead of Rabbi

    Type-o

    Took me a minute. Good one.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago