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[–] 37 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I've read that deaf people are frequently horrified to learn that farts make a noise

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Oh right, they don't even know what's the inspiration for Mario's jumping sound

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Mine sounds as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Is that not normal?

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  • [–] 54 points 1 month ago (14 children)

    Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I'm more of a THX noise type.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    (Phallic Noises)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I watch with those subtitles, because sometimes I miss the sound cues.

    "[soft thump behind the door]"

    There was?

    Also, I like the song lyrics because I don't usually pay much attention to them in a movie, but they're often somewhat relevant.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I'm not deaf. What?

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