More like there is no woman on the right, there's just three women on the left: Greek Godesses, literally any mortal woman, and just anything with a vagina really.

I wonder if red shirt girl ever brags about being red shirt girl.

We need to go back to telling stories about the wealthy gods and demigods that occasionally turn into beasts an impregnate mortals.

Perhaps burn down a temple or two.

Ahem

Literally any female, as Hera changed a woman into a cow then hid her in another place because being a cow wasn't enough to stop Zeus