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[–] 2 points 2 months ago

It was a particularly bad case of being cut in half.

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    [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad...

    • the wrong kid who died
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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    And that's why you need shark repellent.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Knock Knock Who's There? LandShark Aaahhhhhhh!

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